Papers could fly for Ris Low

Before talking about the oh-so-pitiful Miss Low, allow me to show off my piano results as promised. Hehe~

Nice handwriting, huh?

Finally! – I’m done with piano. That’s my result slip written by a female examiner. For the past few years and grades my practicals were examined by male examiners whose handwriting could be compared with doctors’. That was when my piano teacher and I would have to toil in reading about my performance.

And it’s the first time I’ve read an examiner using slang like “ya”.

And and… while my teacher warned me about how meticulous yet stringent and stingy female examiners can be in administering the piano exam, I’ve actually attained a high pass for this particular exam I think I screwed up the most among all the piano exams I’d taken in the past.

Turns out the examiner was pretty generous.

But it’s a pity to think that I could have garnered three more marks for a merit with some more hard work.

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Ris Low, donning a cheongsam in the interview by Channel 8, was virtually catwalking along a beach more frequently than she was defending herself against the criticisms.

Ris Low is certainly fashionably versatile

Having been convicted for credit card fraud that sent her to 24 months of supervised probation, and having cheated in various exams, she alleged that her bipolar disorder caused her to seek excitement (刺激感 cijigan was what she said in the Chinese interview).

Ris Low started stealing things she wouldn’t need to use since she was in Primary 1. Yet, excitement superseded her guilt (“兴奋多过于内疚”).

Even recently, she was caught to have small pieces of paper in her pencil case during an exam in August. Yet, she said it wasn’t considered cheating at all because she didn’t mean to cheat.

Oh righttt so next time I can jolly well cheat in my ‘O’s and tell the examiners to let me off for I don’t mean to cheat at all.

To my astonishment, she put up such a weak defense against her cheating act by claiming that those papers were remnants of her torn revision notes that happened to “fly” into her pencil case.

Yes, I can vividly recall her ludicrous use of the word 飞 (fei: to fly):

Papers could fly for Ris Low

LOL Okay whatever, maybe she used it metaphorically… But… =_=

And to top it off she admitted to not checking her pencil case at all despite the examiner’s reminders before the exam to surrender any unauthorized materials.

Sad!

Though her command of spoken English has shown to be pathetic, she self-proclaimed that she had attained a B3 in ‘O’ Level English and an A1 in English within a certain course she couldn’t name properly (again).

She was trying to name her polytechnic course. Unfortunately she stumbled, “Communications and… communications and… 就是 (jiushi: just) communication skills lah…” just like how she had to while recalling what she was majoring in:

Currently I’m majoring in my… [looks up to ponder] … [looks back to camera] Diploma in Health Science and Horse-pee-telly-tee and Travel Tourism. Right now I’m studying, steel.

LOL I mean, look, she had to commit the same mistake twice…

So what if she might get nervous once she had to face the camera? Wasn’t she supposed to be ready to face such challenges? If she’s camera-phobic, that’s her loss – she was supposed to deal with it herself. If she couldn’t, she should be prepared to face such criticisms.

Thank God, she’s currently having English lessons to improve her diction. Goes to show her spoken English wasn’t bad because of her nerves whatsoever.

But what the boomz, Ris Low also claimed that she still wants to realize her dream of becoming a pageant queen. Boomz!

(Pictures of Ris Low from http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2516060&page=152, users imanon and jq75)

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